SaveNorm.com

CJ at the Star Tribune has a troubling report about the state of Norm Coleman’s physical appearance (read the whole thing if you have the time):

“[Coleman] was going into, I think it was, Starbucks and I followed him in there. I overheard him say his wife, Laurie, was shopping somewhere and he’d have to go find her. I asked him if he would mind taking a picture with my daughter. He said it would be his honor and was very friendly and kissed my baby’s hand and did just what a politician should do, I guess.”

This is where things turned stranger than Coleman may have realized.

“I told him our prayers are with him,” Castro said. He seemed touched and said this meant a lot to him.

“It wasn’t about anything politically related. I just thought he look rather sick. He looked super skinny, like skeletal and he’s got those fake teeth, those veneers. They are like horses’ teeth.”

I hate those choppers! Coleman was so much cuter with his diastema, but nooo, he had to undergo some dental procedure to remove his gap. “I’d rather see the gap,” Castro said.

Now, whenever I see him all I can do is focus on his mouth. That’s probably why his leanness belatedly caught my attention. But it wasn’t just the teeth, for Castro. “He looked very tired and the hair needed a cut. Start a website,” joked Castro, “SaveNorm.com.”