And if his wife is replaced by Marty Seifert, there’s nothing good to look at.
Like the majority of the Republican faithful casting about for a Presidential candidate just as crazy as they are, Rep. Marty Seifert has hitched his half empty hobo ridden box car of a brain to Fred “And You Thought Hillary Was The Power Behind the Throne? You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet!” Thompson’s train.
Never mind that Thompson was a mediocre Senator, or that he hasn’t really come out and actually said anything, or that his fundraising was less than impressive last quarter, or that he has been losing staff like he was John McCain. For all of the Republicans trying to find a candidate, Thompson is a blank slate, someone who they can project their hopes and aspirations on, without all of the due diligence of figuring out whether or not he can actually live up to them.
Tomorrow Marty Seiftert will be Thompson’s ‘body man’ at the Minnesota State Fair.
The national political spotlight will get very close to state Rep. Marty Seifert, R-Marshall, on Monday…
Seifert said it was exciting and awesome to be asked to lead Thompson around the fair, and answer his questions — and, he hoped, get a chance to talk about important political issues.
Seifert said he would probably support a Thompson candidacy, and believes Thompson would do well in the Midwest, where his folksy demeanor and candor on issues would resonate.
I can imagine Marty trying to talk about something important while trying to sound intelligent, and its funny. Very funny.
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Are you saying Hillary looks good in the morning???? Pleazzzz find something intelligent to say about a candidate good or bad……….
“Fred Thompson Looks Kind of Icky Without Makeup. Especially if his wife is replaced by Marty Seifert.”
W-T-F?
I’m guessing that if you were speaking that sentence we’d have heard “Fred Thomshun Looksh Kind of Icky (hic) Wiout Makeup. Espeshuly if his wife ish replaced by Marty Sheifert. (hic)”
I have to give credit where credit is due. When Matt was running this sideshow at least his amphigory was somewhat coherent.
Have another cocktail sean.
Yeah, it wasn’t the funniest I’ve ever been, but I was trying to get it done over lunch quickly.
The good news is I didn’t take my first choice “The Corpse Is Coming To Town”.
I edited the lead to make it a little more obnoxious.
You might want to revisit that editing sean.
Under the circumstances, you saying: “I can imagine Marty trying to talk about something important while trying to sound intelligent, and its funny. Very funny.” just doesn’t work in your favor does it?
No Charge.
I wasn’t saying something particularly important or intelligent.
And why would I Swiftee — if I have one important, or intelligent post a week thats more than you have in a whole year?!?1
As always, the best, and smoochies! Sean
Wow, Thats not a nice thing to say to Swiftee Sean. Are you having a nervous breakdown?
Sean:
You should take a vacation and me and Zack will hold down the fort.
We’ll call you when we need you to come back. Thank You For your cooperation in this matter.
wellstone.tv,
You are confusing. Are you a false flag or something?
Your website does not offer a lot of information about your personal life, or a pic, or background. That’s rather unusual for someone running for office.
Just sayin.
Swiftee giving advice on humour is like Keith Richards giving advice on sobriety. It’s like Paris Hilton giving out advice on chastity. It’s like George Bush giving advice on combat tactics. It’s like someone who is completely not funny and an absolute bizarre nutjob giving advice on anything.
Nitro:
All that stuff will come later. I’ll have all types of fun stuff on there, like my prescription drug plan and the top 100 drugs and prices that Blue Cross and Blue Shield presently pay and how I shaved the numbers in 1/2 on a measely 80 million dollars a year, which then would of resulted in over a billion dollars worth of business coming in….
My pic will be up there sooner than later. I just had one taken in the I.P. booth at the fair on Sat. I do things at my own speed, but my things always get done.
Chris:
Remember what Sean said….Don’t reply
Sean trying to brainwash Chris…thats funny.
ummm…ok weelstone.tv
Something just doesn’t feel right, so I hope you follow through.
Of course I will. I’ll be out at the fair this weekend. I’ll be in that eco-center. My space available in there would be 3 times the size of Norm’s booth or Ciresi’s or Al’s.
I could’ve been out there all week to the present but I just showed up Saturday to pass out free T-shirts to the reporters at KSTP and other fair patrons… I’ll just show up there this weekend, shake some hands and pass out some free merch. Feel free to see me in the eco-center on Sunday.
Nitro:
Vote for me and get what’s in the box.
BTW Thompson’s wife doesn’t come close to Kucinich’s for hotness. That man is an overachiever in the spouse dept.