I know I was wondering what the staff at the Republican Party of Minnesota was doing instead of raising money too pay their employees, and experiencing one of the most painful drubbings ever in 2006. I thought it could have been the usual stuff Republicans do; punching puppies, boiling kittens, Eric Hoplin winning a thumb wrestling contest to decide who was the evilest Vice Chair of the Republican party ever, the communications staff getting stoned and watching old Saturday Night Live clips calling it “opposition research” and Ron Carey writing gushing love letters to Michele Bachmann:
“Michele—how do I love thee, let me count the ways. I love you more than all of the time money and effort sunk into your campaign by the Republican party. When I stare into your soulless eyes I want to make little Republican babies with you. We’ll get them little foam replicas of the Capitol, so from their first bath they can practice drowning the government in the bathtub!…”
How wrong I was! They were screwing around on Wikipedia.
Did they update candidates Wikipedia pages? No. Did they post disturbing information on opposing candidates Wikipedia pages? No. Did they deface Democrats pages even?
“Keith Ellison is teh werst. RPM L337 Haxzors lolz!!!!11!!!”
No.
This is the Wikipedia User page of an IP assigned to the Republican Party of Minnesota. Cheese sandwiches? The Republican Party of Minnesota has this to say about them.
“A cheese sandwich is a sandwich where the main ingredient is cheese!”
This would be an opportune moment for a short bus joke — but I’ll keep it on the inside.
Harry Potter? They replaced the entire article with a spoiler. Asshole.
And St. Patrick’s Day? This is the best! Straight up comic genius! They replaced the word “Irish” with “Penis Gourd” every time it appears in the article!
Stay classy RPM. Stay classy.
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If you’ve never been to the St. Patty’s day parade wearing a “Kiss me I’m Penis Groud” t-shirt, you just haven’t lived!
Funny because the DNC was caught editing not only the entries of famous Democrats but also conservatives like Rush Limbaugh and others. Of course that didn’t get a mention in your post.
The DNC should have added this to Rush’s Wiki.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0706062rush1.html
They should get back to work on that.
Um…There is actually some interesting stuff going on right now in the news.
Uhh.. Who in their right mind would use Wikipedia for information without a secondary source? Is this an actual post by Sean, two post now, or did maybe somebody somebody playing a joke on him get his login info.
Ya like purpleblogdog says, there is actual news out there… I don’t really care what entries the GOP edited, let them edit the entries, it will likely be changed anyways…
Some GOP aide just got busted for soliciting sex. Surely that’s just as flamatory, albeit pointless, as this.
Bush just admitted that Gen. Petraeus is not going to be the author of the Sept 15th report on Iraq, that the report will be written by the White House.
The Democrats continue to sign every piece of war legislation Bush asks for.
Oh, yea and a few hundred people were just blown up in Iraq in an area U.S. troop vacated.
Mmmmm cheese.
This blogger seems to have nothing better to talk about it seems. Trying to make-fun of the other party. Pretty ridiculous and immature. Come on now kids, grow up.