We read over at MDE that Mark Drake has left the RPM and joined Norm Coleman’s campaign. Mark has always been cordial and respectful when we’ve met and we wish him as much good luck as we can offer up. But a dedicated reader of MNPublius has sent us these incriminating photos of Mark Drake at a St. Paul Saints game picking up his very own Larry Craig bobble-foot.
For everyones edification, this is what is in that box
So on his first day on Norm Coleman’s staff I have a few questions for Mark.
1. Senator Coleman gave Larry Craig’s donations to charity, in that spirit can we trust that you were getting the bobble foot so you could donate it to Toys For Tots?
2. While Norm Coleman donated Larry Craig’s contributions, he has refused to donate the money contributed to him by DCI to the victims of the Myanmar cyclone, so would it be okay then if you got a Than Shwe bobblehead (complete with super oppressive action!)?
3. Is a fully grown married man trying to have a hot tryst in a public bathroom with another man funny? And if so can we count on this new found sense of humor in what I can only expect will be a summer long barrage of press releases about Al Franken’s past writings as a satirist?
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“Mark has always been cordial and respectful when we’ve met and we wish him as much good luck as we can offer up….So on his first day on Norm Coleman’s staff I have a few questions for Mark.”
This post illustrates, very nicely thank-you very much, why I always tell Democrats to stuff their smarmy “good will” where the sun don’t shine.
“Is a fully grown married man trying to have a hot tryst in a public bathroom with another man funny?”
No, asswipe it’s not. And no one is defending it either.
That’s why Craig is headed for the political dumpster this year…which is very appropriate since at the same time, the Minnesota Democrat party is endorsing a proponent of childhood beastiality for US Senate.
Wow, Swiftee, great post, and I agree 100%,
Thank you for again “spreading discontent on the internet and sending “Leftists” to the third ring of hell.”
You do it so very well!
Great Job!
Thanks TFRWG…keep ‘em tappin’.
Swiftee, I agree 100%,
These moonbat need to be taken down, and someone who wants to send them to the gates of hell, like you, is certainly the right man for the job!
Great Job!
One of Swiftee’s MANtra’s is badgering people to MAN-up, that they have purchased their military decorations one e-bay, etc.
Swiftee can’t use the same MAN-up MANtra about NorMAN ColeMAN because NorMAN was an anti-war protestor and seemed to go on a crash diet avoid passing his selective service physical.
Senator Vitner, he of the diapers and hooker plus now the dead madame, has never been censured nor even hand slapped by the great moral GOP party you espouse Swiftee. So exactly how is it that a bunch of dusty words in a long forgotten magazine issue is worse that a dead woman two weeks ago? Sure does sound like Republicans are defending feminist ideals when not a single action was brought even after the Senator admitted to financial romances in both Washington DC and Louisiana.
Have you complained to national about this? More importantly show me where Ron or Norm or any of the other Republicans who could complain ever did? This is worse than the Foley matter that Dennis Hastert kept under wraps for years.
Save your outrage for deeds, not words.
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QUESTIONING WHY Swiftee isn’t writing about the WIDE stance?
If Mark Drake thinks the Saints Larry Craig Bobblefoot doll is funny, than he must think that at least some of what Al Franken has written and said is funny.
Now that we know he has a sense of humor, does that mean we are done hearing faux outraged from Drake about things Franken said and wrote decades ago?
“Swiftee can’t use the same MAN-up MANtra about NorMAN ColeMAN because NorMAN was an anti-war protestor and seemed to go on a crash diet avoid passing his selective service physical.”
Say, “el p”?
You got any proof of this, or did the voices in your head tell you so?
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“Senator Vitner, he of the diapers and hooker plus now the dead madame, has never been censured nor even hand slapped by the great moral GOP party you espouse Swiftee.”
You mean Senator Vitter? May be the fact that he took complete responsibility, without parsing his words had something to do with that.
“This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible. I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.”
Compare that with the standard “Sorry if you were offended by my behavior” answer from the DNC’s Handbook of Degenerate Democrat non-apologies and then stick it where the sun don’t shine.
Poor swiftee. Get your blood pressure checked, bro. You’re sounding pretty stressed.
The republican party is full of hypicritical hooligans.
Look for a 6 seat loss in the senate, a 12 seat loss in the house, and President Obama, chum.
Thanks for the heads up, jismo. Stick it where the Sun don’t shine, pal.
Say, “el p”?
While you’re looking for the source of your accusation regarding Norm Coleman’s draft status, maybe you can give us the details of this story you just left hanging:
“You never were shot at, or had a rocket explode just a few meters from you, did you?”
“I don’t have to guess what about things like that.”
Who was shooting at you “el p”? What kind of rockets were you dodging?
I’m seriously interested. It’s not often that a Democrat has any genuine stories of heroism.
They usually are just making crap up…know what I mean “el p”?
Tell about the rockets, please.
Swiftee, I agree 100%,
Keep on spreading discontent on the internet and sending “Leftists” to the third ring of hell, as you have stated on your own blog many, many times.
I would like it if you described exactly how you would send these socialist communist facsist extremist liberal moonbats to the third ring of hell, I want to hear some specifics.
You of course reperesent every Republican commenter here, as we all always agree 100% on every issue.
Great Job!
Actually, swiftee, most Democrats I know have had many experiences from serving in wars, from working in emergencies to help people, to the type of threats that come from people like you. What I found is that the people who can really handle the tough stuff, are the ones who are quietly competent. It is the boasting people who have no substance!
Swiftee,
I had a conversation with Daniel Ellsberg [the Pentagon Papers] a few months ago. Perhaps we compared and contrasted our military service.
Perhaps our conversation provided further justification for his book.
I’ve seen some of the PATTERNS of your banter about buying medals, ribbons, etc. No interest here about that.
Swiftee,
I hope you figure out how to send el presedente to the third ring of hell, because his opinion is much different than ours is.
Take down the moonbat.
(hopefully a) Great Job!
Think of it.
Right wing writing of taking somebody down “because his opinion is much different than ours is.”
Not good for democracy. Not good for America.
This is under the topic, “Mark Drake may have a sense of humor.”
el presidente,
The only thing good for democracy is for everyone to think exactly the same way.
Debate is irrelevant.
We are right, and you are wrong.
As Michelle Bachman stated “We’re losing our country, people are not assimilating themselves to America.”
Assimilation is just the right thing to do. For some reason you moonbats who hate America and want to surrender to terrorists just don’t get it.
I can’t say “great job” to you, because I disagree with you 100%, el presidente.
So, what you’re saying here is that you’re a liar. Right “el p”?
The PATTERNS you have detected are the patterns you, your candidates and your ilk are tracing out for us “el p”.
It’s a pattern of a dishonesty so blatent it’s pathological.
Another lying Democrat…you must be getting ready to run for office.
Thanks, TFRWG. Keep it wide.
Swiftee, I agree 100%,
You hit one out of the park.
Great Job!
“Thanks for the heads up, jismo. Stick it where the Sun don’t shine, pal.”
@ swiftee
Awfully shrill there. Poor baby.
Bush has absolutely despoiled the republican brand. 40 years of democratic leadership coming up.
This country will be changed, fundamentally, for the greater good of the people.
I look forward to many years of sniveling and whining from you and your ilk. Cheers.
Oh, and swiftee…see you on the blocks. That is, if you actually do anything besides bitch on the intertubes.
I have a slate of candidates I truly believe in. I feel blessed this cycle.
so…..many….moonbats…..processing…..XX
Yeah…rapin’ women, kiddie beastiality, lyin’, charity stealin’, dog puke eatin…you’ve got a guy that you can sit down to a beer with there, Jismo.
I can see why your panties are all wadded up, sport.
…great job…
Don’t sell yourself short TFRWG. You’re a cornhole’s cornhole. Keep up the good work.
LOLOLS
That turned out well.
Great Job!
Maybe el “Rocketman” presidente will tell us another exciting story before we turn it in…ya think?
What other acts of bravery have you dreamed up Rocketman?
Typical Frightened Right Wing Guy: As Michelle Bachman [Michele Bachmann] stated: “We are losing our country, people are not assimilating themselves to America.” — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — -
Perhaps Michele finds it easier to overlook immigrants from Switzerland, Austria, and European countries in General.
Michele probably wants the Puerto Ricans, the Polynesians, the Inuit, and Navajo, to assimilate somewhat differently than they want her to assimilate to THEIR country.
You have no problem assimilating complete BS into everything you say do you, Rocketman?
OOF,
Please don’t permanently destroy my reputation!
OMG, I am right 100% of the time!
Don’t you moonbats understand you have to be taken down or freedom dies? oof…..
I don’t think so Swiftee!
Before the Tag TAG TEAM of Swiftee & Typical Frightened Right Wing Guy go around wildly tossing out Bachmann quotes, I think that you should check with her offices first!
There are United States INSULAR AREAS [Wikipedia is the easiest place to look for general information] where English is not the primary language of the people.
An insular area is anything under a State and District (DC).
Swiftee… you seem to be getting angry. Why? Is it because deeds are a more important issue than writing words?
Say here’s one for you. If a person was arrested and suspended from his university for leading a violent sit-in protest with the communist
Socialist Worker’s Party… would that show a complete lack of judgement and create problems for you supporting that person? Would the possibility that someone once was a communist bother you at all? How about if that person while John McCain was being tortured in a North Vietnamese prison, was a “roadie”
with rock bands. Someone who disparaged the service of war heroes as “baby-killers,” would that bother you?
Because you need to talk to Norm Coleman about these issues. He was the leader of a sit-in protest with the Communists. He got expelled. He attended many, many protests against the Vietnam War and soldiers… he in fact lead some of them. While John McCain was getting his teeth knocked out in the Hanoi Hilton, your hero Norm Coleman was knocking boots with underage girls as a roadie for Ten Years After, Jethro Tull and others.
Deeds do in fact matter more than words and your candidate has many deeds he should be ashamed of, ones he HAS NEVER APOLOGIZED FOR OR REPUDIATED.
Everyone knows there is nothing wrong with being a roadie for Jethro Tull.
Amuse, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask for some kind of documentation for all of that…’cause this is a Democrat site, and, well it’s full of liars, y’know?
As far as I know you are just a barking moonbat, not a liar…but ya can’t be too careful, y’know?
Swiftee, I agree 100%,
Everyone knows your familiar reputation is now saved.
Great Job!
Swiftee,
Everyone knows you earned you 50 cents per post.
Great Job!
Swiftee if I proved you with photographs and citations for every one of those statements will you publicly call for the resignation of Norm Coleman as the candidate for the Senate of the Republican Party? Will you do everything in your power to get Republicans to see Norm Coleman for who he is?
For just a quick look at your hero drugged up go to…
http://www.celebstoner.com/news/marijuana-news/hippie-pics-of-norm-coleman-surface.html
Now this is just a taste of your hero… from a dubious source, mostly because before I show the real information I expect to hear your answer to the above question.
Former Communist? Want the info?
First off, Norm isn’t my hero. I think we can do better.
Second, I’ve seen those before.
Those are pictures of a long haired dope smoking 21 year old…looks like me at 21, as a matter of fact. Norm’s a lot older than I am, but if we’d been around at the same time I’d probably have taken smacked him down and taken his dope..I never liked hippies or lefties.
Got Communist links? I’m ready to see that, and yeah, it’d piss me off.
Some of the problems are that Right Wing Reactionaries who want to “tear down America” and start re-building a “true” America COMBINE with Left Wing Radicals who want to “burn down America” and start re-building a “new” America for a short time.
The result: destruction from the extreme Right and Left Wings.
Take a gander at your comments, Swiftee. You are correct, and you are going to smack anyone whose opinion differs with yours.
It sounds like some reactionary stuff to me.
Sure it does, rocketman…sure it does.
this post is hilarious. Poor swiftee. I am glad you support your party. They are awesome. You and your ilk are their backbone. They couldn’t do it without you. I will look back on the last 8 years of America as some of the best. Thank You Republicans. I can’t wait for my niece to understand all the good the republican administration did for the american people, and how we got to the point we are at today.. Seriously, not a single lie was told, nor a single mistake made. George Bush has been flawless. You are a true moonbat killer. Don’t ever stop, your perseverance is an inspiration. And you sure seem to like it here. I think you should start posting here, you add so much intelligent discussion. Thanks for your voting record, truly.
Swiftee.. so when exactly do bad acts get old and musty and no longer matter? When is the cut off 8 years, 10 years, 20 years or more? So a young druggie spits on soldiers but because of some arbitrary sense of time it no longer matters, but a guy writes a dumb comedy piece 13 years ago and that matters? You have NO MORALS Swiftee, and you just proved it in your defense of Norm Coleman.
Swiftee, you are so full of shit your eyes must be brown.
Where is your outrage over the opportunist Norm Coleman who has done deeds so much worse than the words of Al Franken? You have every slimy excuse in the book for Coleman… just like Vitter, Craig, and the Pageturner from Florida. Come on lets hear why something that happened in college is meaningless to you? Go take a shower, you must feel the dirt and slime of Norm on you.
If I prove to you that Norm Coleman had close Communist connections, you know what your response is going to be? But that was then…
Look Norm Coleman is an opportunist, the absolute worst kind of politician in any party. As a college kid he was a socialist/communist drug using opportunist, he got offered a government job so he moved to Minnesota and joined the DFL because it would help his ambitions, then he quit that party and became a Republican because they had money and power, now he insists he is an “independent” voice in Washington because the GOP has turned America into a massive cluster fuck. Your candidate will say anything, join any group and do anything he has to do for personal power. You think his next move is to be a Green or a Libertarian?
NotSoSwiftly is a sick man.
Seriously, every candidate with a DFL behind his/her name should get a restraining order against this guy.
Perhaps Michael B. Brodkorb (MBB) at Minnesota Democrats Exposed (MDE) can be of some assistance in this area. I’ve seen posts of Swiftee’s that go back about three (3) years ago to 2005.
The cartoons that he displayed are some of the same basic stuff that he brings up now. Putting heads where the sun doesn’t shine (his more polite form), denying what seems to be right in front of him, etc.
Drake may have a sense of humor but, what about Drake’s sense of honor.
Now *that’s* funny Rocketman!
Amuse, you said Norm was a Communist. I said “Got Communist links? I’m ready to see that, and yeah, it’d piss me off.”
Instead, you posted pictures that have adorned the sidebars of every moonbat website since Norm was elected.
Got Communist links? Let’s have ‘em, or do yourself a favor and quit while you’re behind.
Swiftee I agree 100%,
Thanjk you for, as you like to boast,“spreading discontent on the internet and sending “Leftists” to the third ring of hell.”
Great Job!
Swiftee if your response is going to be what you just did… why bother? Instead I think I can put Norm’s connections to Communists into a package to send to Al’s campaign. It strikes me that if you mention it twice it might have some extra interest… though you will make the same excuses for the opportunist you support.
I will give you a hint though… Socialist Workers Party.
Is Larry Craig still on the Board of Directors of the NRA? Is this what NRA members do while they’re waiting to change planes at the airport? Larry Craig — ALWAYS packin’ heat, especially when Swiftee’s in the next stall!
Y’know what? That’s a good question.
I’m going to write a letter and demand that Craig be removed, if he hasn’t already been.
But, how do you know so much about what goes on in “stalls”? Project, much?
Swiftee: “First off, Norm isn’t my hero. I think we can do better.”
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[Be on alert for swift GOP agents trying to make a swift GOP trade for Senator Y’d-stance.]
Swiftee: “I think we can do better.”
my reply: “Yes We Can!”
That Mark Drake is cute. Does he work out?
I don’t know.
You could try to contact him at the NorMAN ColeMAN Campaign HQ to find out how [& if] he’s working out.
The Saints gave out Bobble Butts and I didn’t find out until it’s over?
Try checking e-bay.