Shortest. Campaign. Ever.

Priscilla, Lord Faris (stole that one from Mitch) announced yesterday that she would challenge Al Franken for the DFL nomination in the primary this fall. I was listening to MPR and heard Lord Faris say that she that she wouldn’t run if Franken was ahead of Coleman in the polls (I’ll post the audio clip if MPR puts it online).

Well, that day has come.

So, when will the Lord Faris announce her departure from the race?  She hasn’t filed as of this writing.

On another filing note, St. Rep. Mark Olson (R-Crazytown) has yet to file and its unclear if he plans to do so before the deadline this afternoon. Olson was expelled from the Republican Caucus late last year and was defeated at his endorsing convention this spring by former Secretary of State Mary Kiffmeyer. Capitol staffers all across the S.O.B. are crossing their fingers and hoping that he calls it quits because the loquacious Olson adds at least two hours to every floor debate (and he once threw a piece of office equipment at a staffer in a fit of rage).

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14 Responses to “Shortest. Campaign. Ever.”


  1. 1 1 Political Muse

    I have it on good authority that Olson will, in fact, be running again in 16B as an independent. However, things are getting wacky in the district as there will now be a special election in the Senate District for Wergin’s seat. Kiffmeyer just might jump over to run for that seat.

  2. 2 2 swiftee

    “Olson adds at least two hours to every floor debate (and he once threw a piece of office equipment at a staffer in a fit of rage)..”

    Wow. Did you know that Porn-O-Rama threw a chair at Michael Medved once? If someone could dredge up a few pornographic verses that Olson may have penned at sometime in the past, he could be Porn-O-Rama’s first alternate!

  3. 3 3 please

    ever before have I agreed as much with this blog as I do now. It would be a most glorious thing if Mark Olson did not run again. But sadly, I’m sure he will file himself on the ballot as somethign like “Mark Olson - _Republican (The only difference being an _ before Republican.

  4. 4 4 TKG

    “Did you know that Porn-O-Rama threw a chair at Michael Medved once?”

    Another reason to vote for him, thanks!

  5. 5 5 Typical Frightened Right Wing Guy

    Swiftee, I agree 100%,

    I am disapopointed that you are not posting links to full frontal nudity, using vulgar language, or caricaturing people as sex organs like you usually do in your comments.

    Again, because you are correct on the issues, you can do that sort of stuff. We Republicans tell people how to act, but we don’t have to act that way ourselves.

    Do as we Republicans say, moonbats, not as we Republicans do.

    Great Job!

  6. 6 6 Michael B. Brodkorb

    Lord Faris filed.

  7. 7 7 please

    On this the final filing day, lets all come together — as Democrats and Republicans - to rejoice that we will never have to listen to Mark Olson speak on the House floor again!

  8. 8 8 Waffletushie

    Instead we will ahve to listen to Mary Kiffmeyer?

  9. 9 9 Swiftee

    “I am disapopointed that you are not posting links to full frontal nudity, using vulgar language, or caricaturing people as sex organs like you usually do in your comments.”

    I feel your agitation TFRWG; I suggest you try googling your favorites.

    Keep ‘em tapping, buddy.

  10. 10 10 el presidente

    Swiftee: I am disaPOPointed… —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  — -
    Sounds like something from C-C-C-Combo P-P-P-Popcorn…[taken from the song K-K-K Katie…]

  11. 11 11 Alec

    What has the conservative party devolved into. Kiffmeyer,among others, is part of the in plain sight White Supremacist group, Minnesota Majority, and being an unapologetic white supremacist is now considered part of the main stream conservatve party.

    Saw Bill Moyers a couple days ago. He had two ultra conservatives on, and himself. It was a great show. There was no over the top yelling or shouting over each others points. It was a respectful discussion between people with different ideals. That is a conservatism that is genuine. No this White Supremacist crap Kiffmeyer and the Minnesota Majority put out.

  12. 12 12 lojasmo

    “Swiftee: I am disaPOPointed… —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  —  — -
    Sounds like something from C-C-C-Combo P-P-P-Popcorn…”

    That’s not ch-ch a-a-ange we can belie-e-eve in!

  13. 13 13 Chris

    Alec,

    I think it’s pretty hilarious that you would post something about having a respectful discussion and call Secretary Kiffmeyer a White Supremacist. When you slander people with such despicable names, it shows you can’t argue issues.

  14. 14 14 lojasmo

    Kiffmeyer has made statements which are characteristic of white supremacy.

    If it quacks like a duck and waddles like a duck, it’s likely to be a duck.

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