
As Jeff
pointed out earlier today (and more
here,
here and the original
here)
Big John Cornyn said state rulings and equal representation be damned, he was going to start a cataclysmic dustup if Al Franken was seated before Norm Coleman exhausted all of his options, and the bank accounts of the national Republicans who are funding this obstructionist agenda.
The citizens of Texas have two Senators to represent them, for the mundane and for the demanding needs of governance. Everything from getting flags that have flown over the Capital to dealing with branches of our government like the IRS, they can call on Cornyn or Kay Bailey Hutchinson. Even though he luckily enough has a partner in representing Texas, Cornyn has decided that Minnesota can go without, so I think it’s only fair that Big John steps into the breach and helps represent the people of Minnesota. Cornyn has decided for completely craven, but understandable political reasons that his party’s membership in the Senate is more important than the people of Minnesota getting their fare share of representation in Congress, so it’s not unreasonable at all that we expect Big John to come up big until we get a second Senator.
Texas and Minnesota have enough in common, we’re pretty big states, we’re on terminal ends of I-35, Minnesota is God’s country, Texas thinks it is; in either western Minnesota or the panhandle of Texas you can stand on a tuna can and see the curvature of the earth. This should be easy enough for the Senator (Amy has handled it with aplomb) so here’s my suggestion, since John Cornyn thinks we don’t need a second Senator he should be totally willing to take on some of the responsibilities of our Senatorial delegation.
So, tomorrow, or later this week or any time until we get two Senators I think that we should call Senator Cornyn’s office with our constituent needs. Highways need repairs? Call Big John! Issues with the IRS? BIG JOOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNNNN will rustle up the help you need. Want to call someone about a piece of legislation in the pipe? The soothing southern drawl on the other end of the line may not sound like us, but gosh darnit if John Cornyn is going to keep us from having two Senators, then he and his staff should pick up some of the slack.
John Cornyn’s office website can be found here, and you can contact him here, or call his office(s) at 202-224-2934 (DC), 806-472-7533, 972-239-1310, 512-469-6034, 210-224-7485, 956-423-0162, 713-572-3337, 903-593-0902. Or heck, you can call all of them.
And remember, when you call and some nimrod intern from Texas Asinine and Mediocre University wonders why someone from Minnesota wants something from their Senator, just say Big John sent you.
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