Thank you, God

On behalf of Americans everywhere, I would like to thank God for some excellent advice he gave to Joe the Plumber:

Asked if he has plans to run for public office, he replied, “I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’”

Even God is sick of Joe the Plumber. Now if only He could convince Joe to go back to plumbing full-time.

[via Think Progress]

6 Responses to “Thank you, God”


  • Laugh out loud funny
    Love it

  • Yes. I can imagine God is a little tired of all the special requests & claims attributed to Him.

    God is already getting credit for Mark Sanford remaining in office;
    contrary to Sanford’s better judgement & past exhortations to other people to leave office when they get a little
    & get caught with their hands in the moral cookie jar, so to speak!

    I am glad to learn that God, at least, has learned to
    “just say NO!”

  • Get Back Lyrics
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    Send “Get Back” Ringtones to Cell

    Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
    Old Joe should heed the song lyrics!:

    But he knew it couldn’t last
    Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
    For some California grass

    Get back, get back
    Get back to where you once belonged
    Get back, get back
    Get back to where you once belonged
    Get back, Jojo
    Go home

  • Reminds me of a line from the movie “Weird Science”

    “my dad’s a plumber and he’s into plumbing and i … well i guess you plumb right dad?”

  • Schizophrenia is a treatable condition. Get on some meds, Joe.

  • Like Sarah Palin:

    He is not “retreating” - he’s “Grabbing the Gusto!”

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