If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.
That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.
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In their scientific paper, the authors conclude that humanity’s only hope is to “hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often”.
They added: “It’s imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else… we are all in a great deal of trouble.”
According to the researchers, the key difference between the zombies and the spread of real infections is that “zombies can come back to life”.
Our government should start putting contingency plans in place immediately. Most importantly, I think we should put Will Smith on retainer immediately. He seems to be quite used to these sorts of fights.
Oh shit. Those are probably zombies at the TH meetings.
Oh shit. Those are probably zombies at the TH meetings.
This is very disturbing. Global warming and now zombies.
They’re using old data - slow moving zombies. The Canadians are doomed! Good thing we built that border fence.
Here goes about 10 more news cycles. Not good news for the “public option” crowd. Check this out.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/08/22/white-house-reveals-identity-firm-sent-unsolicited-e-mails-health-reform/
I hate it when people governing the masses attempt to inform them via e-mail! The president is suppose to land a fighter jet on an aircraft carrier and then display his message on a giant banner.
geez.
Luckily, only the already ignorant watch fox news. Also, who cares?
Ya, I tried Keith and Rachel. They just didn’t do it for me. You probably like them though. And that Lawrence O’Donnell. He’s awesome!
I don’t watch any talking head. Unsurprising you were unable to tolerate ideologies different from yours. Pretty typical conservative reaction.
Time to cut off funding…
To deal with zombies you need Milla Jojovich and Simon Pegg and maybe Ving Rhames, and lots of ammunition. maybe that’s why gun and ammo sales are going through the roof, Fear of the Undead!
Read World War Z