A friend just forwarded this to me, so I’m not sure where it came from, but it’s too dang hilarious not to post:
BREAKFAST AT TIMOTHY’S (As sung by the House Majority Leader to the House
Minority Leader)
Marty, you say we’ve got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we’re falling apart
You’ll say the Dream Act came between us
The Tax Bill came between us
But I know you just don’t care
CHORUS:
And I said what about breakfast at Timothy’s?
He said, “I think I remember the eggs,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it.”
And I said, “Well, that’s the one thing we’ve got.”
Marty, we’d never try to tease you
We changed our bills to please you
I guess you’ve had your fun
So what now? It’s plain to see we’re over,
And I hate when things are over -
With so many bills undone
CHORUS:
And I said what about breakfast at Timothy’s?
He said, “I think I remember the tea,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it.”
And I said, “Well, that’s the one thing we’ve got.”
You say that we’ve got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we’re falling apart
You’ll say that Pogey came between us
Trial lawyers came between us
But I know you just don’t care
CHORUS:
And I said what about breakfast at Timothy’s?
He said, “I think I remember the toast,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it.”
And I said, “Well, that’s the one thing we’ve got.”
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