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Palin says no scandal…

…which means she’s apparently just bored of Alaska.

I wrote on Friday that I was going to avoid snarky comments on Palin’s bizarre decision to abdicate her responsibility to her state, because I assumed something awful must be about to come to light. Palin, though, said nothing was wrong, and in her typical style lashed out at the media for daring to speculate:

“How sad that Washington and the media will never understand; it’s about country,” Palin wrote. “And though it’s honorable for countless others to leave their positions for a higher calling and without finishing a term, of course we know by now, for some reason a different standard applies for the decisions I make.”

It’s about country? Or it’s about your massive ego and your demand for a larger stage? I have a tough time figuring out how this move is for the good of the country, or even for the good of your state. It’s nice that you think you have a “higher calling” than serving your state, but delusions or grandeur notwithstanding, you have a job to do. Yes, others have “left their positions” when tapped by the president to serve in national office. That’s a little bit different than your decision to resign early because you want to run for president three years from now.

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What’s going on with Sarah Palin?

Sarah Palin is resigning as Governor of Alaska.

There are a million snarky things I could say about this, and many of them are being said around the blogosphere. I have a feeling, though, that I’d regret it once the full story comes out. Because there has to be something else here — thinking about this decision and watching the video, I can only wonder what the rest of the story is. Palin is throwing away her political career; there has to be something serious at the bottom of it.

Here’s the video of Palin’s speech. She’s clearly flustered here; I can’t even begin to keep up. What’s going on?

Part I:

Part II:

For cryin’ out loud

Won’t Sarah Palin ever go away? Please, spare me the trumped-out outrage and take a one-week media vacation.

Here’s the latest:

A week after a high-profile uproar with comedian David Letterman over the late-night host’s joke about her daughter, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is again sharply responding to the appearance of her children in the public sphere.

“Recently we learned of a malicious desecration of a photo of the Governor and baby Trig that has become an iconic representation of a mother’s love for a special needs child,” Palin spokeswoman Meghan Stapelton said in a statement provided to CNN. “The mere idea of someone doctoring the photo of a special needs baby is appalling.”

The latest “outrage,” seen above, has absolutely nothing to do with Trig Palin. The blogger responsible for the photo superimposed the face of a conservative Alaska talk-show host Eddie Burke over Trig’s face, by way of saying that Burke is far too close to Palin. Does she really not understand that? Does she really believe this photo is a “malicious desecration?” Or is this just her way of staying in the media for yet another week?

You know, I feel terrible for Trig Palin. He is going to grow up as his mother’s favorite political tool, being trotted out to inspire the base, and thrown out in front of her as a shield against any political attack.

What the right thinks about “socialism”

Conservatives like to use “socialism” as a scary, base-energizing buzzword, but it’s become abundantly clear that they have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. Last week, I linked to a chart showing that approximately 0.21% of American business assets have been nationalized by the Federal government. This week, there’s the hilarious interview between Sean Hannity and Sarah Palin, in which Palin decries socialism even while trumpeting Alaska’s socialist utopia. I dare you to try following Palin’s logic:

Palin: We are the only state with a negative tax rate where we don’t have any income, sales or property tax statewide, and yes we have a share of our oil resource revenue that goes back to the people that own the resources.  Imagine that.

Hannity: And it went up higher since you’ve been the governor and you negotiated with the oil companies.  That all went up so people get a bigger check.

Palin: There was a corrupt tax system up there and we had a couple of lawmakers end up in jail because of the tax system that was adopted so we cleaned it up and said we wanted a fair and equitable share of the resources that we own, and the people will share in those resource revenues that are derived.

(A few minutes later…)

Palin: If Americans aren’t paying attention, unfortunately our country could evolve into something that we do not even recognize. Certainly that is so far from what the founders of our country had in mind for us.

Hannity: Socialism?

Palin: Well… that is where we are headed.

It gets even worse from there.

Alaska’s Largest Newspaper Endorses Obama

They also praise Obama, but I thought the ending 2 paragraphs of The Anchorage Daily News’ endorsement were the most interesting:

Gov. Palin has shown the country why she has been so successful in her young political career. Passionate, charismatic and indefatigable, she draws huge crowds and sows excitement in her wake. She has made it clear she’s a force to be reckoned with, and you can be sure politicians and political professionals across the country have taken note. Her future, in Alaska and on the national stage, seems certain to be played out in the limelight.

Yet despite her formidable gifts, few who have worked closely with the governor would argue she is truly ready to assume command of the most important, powerful nation on earth. To step in and juggle the demands of an economic meltdown, two deadly wars and a deteriorating climate crisis would stretch the governor beyond her range. Like picking Sen. McCain for president, putting her one 72-year-old heartbeat from the leadership of the free world is just too risky at this time.

I would dispute whether or not she has a viable political future after this (I think she’d make a great talk-show host!), but it’s nice to see even her home-town rag recognize the dangers of placing her that close to the big chair.

In other endorsement news, this Google maps mash-up of paper endorsements by location is pretty nifty.

The Philosophy of Republicans in 2008

Sarah Palin’s Personal Shopper: Jeff Larson

Small world, isn’t it? Sarah Palin’s personal shopper was Jeff Larson.

Read about it: New York Times, The Atlantic

Read both. Wow. More on this soon…

What Do Norm Coleman and Sarah Palin Have in Common?

Politico’s Josh Kraushaar reports:

What do Sen. Norm Coleman (R-Minn.) and Sarah Palin have in common?  Both have others buy expensive clothing for them at the same Neiman Marcus store in Minneapolis.

“I’ve been told by two sources that Kazeminy has in the past covered the bills for Coleman’s lavish clothing purchases at Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis.”
 — Harper’s Magazine reporter Ken Silverstein, reporting that Coleman had fancy suits paid for by a Minnesota businessman and GOP donor (10/6)

“The records also document a couple of big-time shopping trips to Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis, including one $75,062.63 spree in early September.”
 — Politico’s Jeanne Cummings, reporting on the RNC’s lavish clothing purchases for Sarah Palin (10/21)

Update by Aaron: Added an image I felt was fitting. [via]

Ummm…. No.

It’s as though the parade of stunningly stupid statements will never stop…

Seriously?  “In charge of the Senate…” Seriously?

Palin Slams Bachmann

Even Michele Bachmann’s Sista from a different Mista, Sarah Palin, thinks that the Kissy Monster went over the line with her call for a return to McCarthyism:

Speaking with reporters in Colorado yesterday, Palin said she does not agree with Rep. Michele Bachmann’s recent comments suggesting that some congressmen hold “anti-American views,” NBC/NJ’s Matthew E. Berger reports. “Well that’s quite subjective,” she said of Bachmann’s comments. “I would think that anybody running and wanting to serve in Congress is quite pro-American because that’s what the mission is, to better this country, so I would question the intent of that.”

Seriously, the only way this could get worse for Bachmann would be if Roy Cohn himself came back from the dead and called Bachman a fearmonger.

Palin Booed at Flyers Game

This is pretty entertaining:

In other Philly/Palin news: To make a long story short, the other night (in Philly) a cabbie told me (in a heavy Indian accent) that he has two sons in Iraq, that we need Obama because McCain is just more of the same failed Bush policies, and as for Palin, “she is just stupid.” I can’t even begin to do justice to how funny the Palin statement was in context.

Umm…

I’m actually of the mindset that this whole anti-Palin thing is getting a bit old. Not because she doesn’t deserve or that it’s somehow not warranted (she does and it is) but simply because we have more important things to talk about; like, say, McCain’s startling ineptitude when it comes to the economy. But when I see things like this clip, well, I can’t help myself — this is just totally unbelievable:

And I remind you, this woman could be put in a position where she’s one 73 year old cancer survivor away from being the most powerful person on the planet… yeah, great pick McCain.

In Other News, I Had Indian For Lunch

And I now have more foreign policy experience than Sarah Palin.

The transcript from last night’s interview with Katie Couric:

Katie Couric: You’ve cited Alaska’s proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?

Sarah Palin: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and, on our other side, the land-boundry that we have with Canada. It’s funny that a comment like that was kinda made to … I don’t know, you know … reporters.

Couric: Mocked?

Palin: Mocked, yeah I guess that’s the word, mocked.

Couric: Well, explain to me why that enhances your foreign-policy credentials.

Palin: Well, it certainly does, because our, our next-door neighbors are foreign countries, there in the state that I am the executive of. And there…

Couric: Have you ever been involved in any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?

Palin: We have trade missions back and forth, we do. It’s very important when you consider even national-security issues with Russia. As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right next to, they are right next to our state.

The transcript doesn’t do her bumbling, half rambling tirade justice, the video is at the bottom of the page here.  I can do nothing other than shake my head, I’m just flabbergasted — really this is the best you’ve got John?

Picking her to be your running mate isn’t America first, it’s McCain’s campaign first.

Well Said

Bob Herbert at the New York Times hits the nail right on the head, in my humble opinion. It’s definitely worth the full read (it’s relatively short) but here are some highlights:

With most candidates for high public office, the question is whether one agrees with them on the major issues of the day. With Ms. Palin, it’s not about agreeing or disagreeing. She doesn’t appear to understand some of the most important issues.

“Do you believe in the Bush doctrine?” Mr. Gibson asked during the interview. Ms. Palin looked like an unprepared student who wanted nothing so much as to escape this encounter with the school principal.

Clueless, she asked, “In what respect, Charlie?”

“Well, what do you interpret it to be?” said Mr. Gibson.

“His worldview?” asked Ms. Palin.

Later, in the spin zones of cable TV, commentators repeatedly made the point that there are probably very few voters — some specifically mentioned “hockey moms” — who could explain the Bush doctrine. But that’s exactly the reason we have such long and intense campaigns. You want to find the individuals who best understand these issues, who will address them in sophisticated and creative ways that enhance the well-being of the nation.

To burnish the foreign policy credentials of a vice presidential candidate who never even had a passport until last year, the Republicans have been touting Alaska’s proximity to Russia. (Imagine the derisive laughter in conservative circles if the Democrats had tried such nonsense.) So Mr. Gibson asked Ms. Palin, “What insight into Russian actions, particularly in the last couple of weeks, does the proximity of the state give you?”

She said, “They’re our next-door neighbors. And you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska. From an island in Alaska.”

Mr. Gibson tried again. “But what insight does that give you,” he asked, “into what they’re doing in Georgia?”

John McCain, who is shameless about promoting himself as America’s ultimate patriot, put the best interests of the nation aside in making his incredibly reckless choice of a running mate. But there is a profound double standard in this country. The likes of John McCain and George W. Bush can do the craziest, most irresponsible things imaginable, and it only seems to help them politically.

I still have faith that the American people are smart enough to see through this.

Mad Magazine runs ad for McCain/Palin

Amusing